A Feast for Crows…

…Is in my hot little hands. I’m reading the audio version now. And totally boggling at the fact that the commercial audio narrator, in a phrase, sucks big fat hairy donkey balls. Let’s think about this for a minute.

The name B r i e n n e sounds like “Bree enne” to me. How in the world can he justify pronouncing it Bray een”? And the man has only one way to emote… He reads everything as if it were a pronouncement of impending doom. I’m sure he could make the phrase “And they all lived happily ever after” sound like the worst fate that could befall a person.

In other news, I have turned into a stalker. At least I’m sure the LJ person I just friended probably thinks I have.