A lesson in English.

In response to an email none of you sent me:
Wandering is where you drift around aimlessly and have no direction. Example: “As soon as the girl thrust her b00bies of d00m in front of his face, he could feel his mind wandering away from the subject at hand.”

Wondering is where you’re curious about something. Example: “As she thrust her b00bies of d00m in front of his face, his mind began wandering down forbidden territory. He found himself wondering, for example, whether the massive mammary glands were, in fact, real.”

this lesson in proper usage was, again, brought to you by my email.

*Sigh*