Sreevay!

I haven’t done one of these in forever, and the questions aren’t stupid, so let’s get crackin’. Sreevay brought to you by the lovely Anna.

1. You can press a button that will make any one person explode. Who would you blow
up?
My apartment maintenance man. Teach him to treat me like I’m four years old after that. Bwahahahahaha!
2. You can flip a switch that will wipe any band or musical artist out of existence.
Which one will it be?
Michael Jackson. Because, really, we totally didn’t need that whole circus.
3. Who would you really like to just punch in the face?
This is a really violent survey. Possibly the old lady who can’t seem to let me walk to Runza by myself.
4. What is the best kind of cheese?
I don’t eat cheese.
5. You can only have one kind of sandwich. Every sandwich ingredient known to humankind
is at your immediate disposal. What does your dream-sandwich consist of?
Probably a BLT. On multigrain bread.
6. You have the opportunity to sleep with the movie celebrity of your choice. We
are talking no-strings-attached sex and it can only happen once (they will never
call you back).
Oh hell, I don’t know.
7. You have the opportunity to sleep with the music celebrity of your choice. Same
rules as above. Who is it?
Well, see, my taste in music tends to run toward music celebrities I don’t think of as sexy. But maybe Alan Doyle of Great Big Sea.
8. Now that you’ve slept with two different people in a row, you seem to be having
an excellent day because you just came across a hundred-dollar bill on the sidewalk.
Holy shit, a hundred bucks! How are you gonna spend it?
CDs, dude!
9. You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere. You have to depart right now. Where
do you go?
Scotland.
10. Upon arrival to the aforementioned location, you get off the plane and discover
another hundred-dollar bill. Now that you are in the new location, where are you
gonna go to spend that?
I'd find a pub somewhere and hope for some good local music.
11. An angel appears out of Heaven and offers you a lifetime supply of the alcoholic
beverage of your choice. “Be brand-specific” it says.
I'm not sure what brand it is, but there's a butterscotch liqueur I'm fond of.
12. Rufus appears out of nowhere with a time-traveling phone booth. You can go anytime
in the PAST. What time are you traveling to and what are you going to do when you
get there?
The early part of the last century. I want to be a Suffragist and/or a flapper.
13. You discover a beautiful island upon which you may build your own society. You
make the rules. What is the first rule you put into place?
Mandatory drunken orgies.
14. You have been given the opportunity to create the half-hour TV show of your own
design. What is it called and what's the premise?
It would be a sitcom based roughly around my life as it currently stands. Wacky characters would include my little sister, a debauched drunk, the evil old lady who would interfere in my life more than she does now, and because this is fiction, I would have multiple love interests but would end up with the quiet best friend male character who was always there to bail me out of trouble. The show would be called, “Out of Sight” or something cheesy like that.
15. What is your favorite expletive?
Fuck!
16. One night you wake up because you heard a noise. You turn on the light to find
that you are surrounded by MUMMIES. The mummies aren't really doing anything, they're
just standing around your bed. What do you do?
Scream and twitch violently for a while.
17. Your house is on fire! You have just enough time to run in there and grab ONE
inanimate object. Don't worry, your loved ones and pets have already made it out
safely. So what's the one thing you're going to save from that blazing inferno?
My sister's laptop. Duh.
18. The Angel Of Death has descended upon you. Fortunately, the Angel Of Death is
pretty cool and in a good mood, and it offers you a half-hour to do whatever you
want before you bite it. Whatcha gonna do in that half-hour?
- Have toe-curling sex, and then run naked through the streets screaming “I win!!!
I win!!!” (I like Annamatic's answer so I'm keeping it.)
19. You accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what's
even cooler is that they endow you with the super-power of your choice! What's it
gonna be?
Telekenesis.
20. You can re-live any point of time in your life. The time-span can only be a half-hour,
though. What half-hour of your past would you like to relive again?
The first time I made out with my high school boyfriend.
21. You can erase any horrible experience from your past. What will it be? (the answer
“nothing” doesn't count)
The Evil Ex of D00m period.
22. You got kicked out of the country for being a time-traveling heathen who sleeps
with celebrities and has super-powers. But check this out… you can move to anywhere
else in the world! What country are you going to live in now?
Scotland. Or maybe Australia.
23. This question still counts, even for those of you who are under 21. Check it
out. You have been eternally banned from every single bar in the world except for
ONE. Which one is it gonna be?
I don't like bars, but maybe the bar above Henry's?
24. Hopefully you didn't mention this in the super-powers question…. If you did,
then we'll just expand on that. Check it out… Suddenly, you have gained the ability
to FLOAT!!! Whose house are you going to float to first?
Belinda's. Because then I could squee about how I could float now.
25. The constant absorption of magical moonbeams mixed with the radioactive vegetables
you consumed earlier have given you the ability to resurrect the dead famous-person
of your choice. So which late celebrity will you bring back to life?
Well, let's just go all the way. I'd resurrect Jesus. Then I'd sit back and watch what happens, cackling maniacally.

26. The Celestial Gates Of Beyond have opened, much to your surprise because you
didn't think such a thing existed. Death appears. As it turns out, Death is actually
a pretty cool entity, and happens to be in a fantastic mood. Death offers to return
the friend/family-member/person/etc. of your choice to the living world. Who will
you bring back?
My aunt Kathi, who died a couple of years ago from liver cancer. Because she was an awesome lady.
27. What's your theme song?
Dar Williams singing “My Friends” which is my favorite song of hers.