Haiku Sunday!
Posted by Shannon C. on March 2nd, 2008 filed in fun and gamesKnow what would be fun?
Awesome haiku in the comments
Of this very post.
Why am I doing this?
Because you all need a way
To procrastinate.
It occurs to me
Our haikus might need a theme.
The topic: heroes!
Do you have a fave
Hero that makes you pant with
lust? Give us details!
Try to keep within
proper guidelines for haikus
Aaaaaand… Now go to town!
Will there be prizes?
I have not decided yet.
But you never know.
Also if you want
to pimp this post everwhere
don’t let me stop you!
March 2nd, 2008 at 9:16 am
The trouble is that
I am just terrible at
Writing haikus, Shan!
Still: here goes. I am
In lust with Alfie Friday
A sexy werewolf
He is a big guy
Who is very wild in bed
And prone to shifting
This can be awkward
If you have just taken off
your knickers. “Arrrrgh! Run!”
March 2nd, 2008 at 9:29 am
I have a secret
boyfriend who thinks I’m a dude
and i know it’s wrong.
I allow him to
expose his wet Prince Albert
and raise my night shirt.
So fucking hot he
tells me but when he looks
“No! Not the va-geen!”
I blow at this.
March 2nd, 2008 at 12:53 pm
My neck is luscious
Would you like to take a bite?
Margaret, come kiss me
I live in Milton
And own a factory hey!
I live with my mom
I bite my fist
Wishing it was Margaret’s lips
She makes me tingly
Higgins is my man
That man is one rough mo fo
But my accent rules
So here is my love
Margaret, Margaret, oh
Oh, how I love you!
March 5th, 2008 at 8:50 am
I may be simple
But I’m a man not a boy
Blonde blue eyed muscles
Althea must choose
Between jerk and closet case
Cannot love me
I am sweet and hot
Can love Althea and son
Can town accept it?
Simple Jess–Pamela Morsi
[hee, I love writing haiku]
March 7th, 2008 at 8:37 pm
Devon! I love that book!!!