In which I am far too young for some of my search terms
It’s time to play another game of “what weird search terms show up on the blog?”
- “a “fan” of samantha sommersby commented
(Riiight. Not buying that she was a real fan. I’ve been on the Internet too long for that to work. But hey, she was my first troll, so (I think she’s cute.) - ass cominant
(Nope, still got the wrong blog.) - historical romance book heroine kick ass
(Can I recommend Jessica from Loretta chase’s Lord of Scoundrels? ) - women who think fat men are sexy
(They are out there. But I don’t have any to introduce you to at the moment, sadly.) - face farting slave fantacy
(I have learned entirely too much about someone else’s fettish. I feel… kind of dirty about that.) - vikings gaybear
(I don’t know what that is, but it does sound kinda hot.)
Please feel free not to share your slave face farting fantasies in the comments!
Ok, face farting is way out of my fantasy/fettish league. LOL
Some of mine:
saudia madam very hot sex
hawai underwear FOR MEN
gyno “finger up my”
“f/m”, bound and sucked
I really wonder about people. Scary! LOL
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I wonder what my search terms are. I don’t have a program that tells me!
I don’t have any fun ones really. Most of the ones that are completely unrelated to my writing involve some variation of “my knee fucking hurts!”
I do remember someone mentioning once that a googler got to her blog by searching the dubious combination: “Susan Powter cunnilingus”. Remember Susan Powter, the ultra-hyper, spikey-haired, bottle blond, zero fat diet guru? I assure you, though I’m “eeewwwww!!1!”ing on the outside, deep down in the shameless depths of my wicked, wicked soul, I’m…intrigued.