Review: Columbella by Phyllis A. Whitney
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Back when I was a proto-human, my mom, in an attempt to broaden my reading horizons and introduce me to the world of adult fiction, spent a couple of rainy days reading aloud Thunder Heights by Phyllis A. Whitney. This spawned a meme in my childish heart, and I soon devoured several of her books. Sure, even my ten-year-old brain was well aware that they were formulaic. But it was a formula I enjoyed.
So, when I found out about Aarti’s Flashback c hallenge, I knew that I wanted to reread some Phyllis Whitney and see if I still found her enjoyable. After perusing Bookshare, I selected Columbella, which I remember being kind of confused about when I read it as a girl. Still, there was a deliciously evil villain, and I remember being surprised that Whitney broke away from her formula by having the token love interest be a married man.
Here’s the deal. Jessica Abbott’s vain, shallow, bitchy mother has died. Jessica, a spinster, isn’t quite sure how to cope with this new sense of freedom because she basically took care of her mom during the last few years. So she goes to stay with her aunt in St. Thomas in the Virgin Islands. After spending time moping on the beach, Jessica is approached by Maud Hampden, a rich island resident. Seems Maud has a problem. She has a skanky whore daughter who, sadly, reproduced. Maud thinks Catherine, the skank whore daughter, is going to exercise an undue influence on Leila, Catherine’s daughter. Catherine’s husband, our token love interest, Kingdon, wants to send Leila back to Colorado, which would solve the problem, but then we wouldn’t have a story. Maud thinks Jessica can exert some positive influence on Leila, thus making her need to go away moot. So off Jessica goes to Hampden House.
The formula that I remember is very much in place. Lots of the characters distrust Jessica for no discernible reason. Kingdon starts off cold and autocratic, but eventually he is won over by Jessica’s kindness and her fiery spirit. Leila is a precocious child, pulled in several different directions, torn between her worshipful adoration of her mother and her mom’s skanky ways and her need to be her own person. Sadly, I would much rather have read a YA from Leila’s POV, since she was by far my favorite character.
The characterization isn’t particularly wonderful, though most of the characters do have a few hidden depths. There just isn’t much to a lot of them, even if they go in surprising directions. As I was reading, I kept wishing we were in the heads of characters that were not Jessica, who I actually found rather dull. Maud’s eldest daughter, Edith, for example, was just fascinating. She’s married to a snarky, sometimes cruel man who mostly seems to ignore her but who it’s revealed early on may or may not have had a thing for Catherine, Edith’s sister and the aforementioned skanky whore. Edith exists mostly as a background character, and I found that a shame.
As for Catherine, well, basically, she reminds me of Cathy Dollanganger from Flowers in the Attic. She’s conceited, she has a high opinion of her own beauty, and while she may not have engaged in incest, she’s very good at twisting the knife and tends to get pissy when she doesn’t get what she wants. There is basically nothing redeemable about this character, and her spoiled upbringing is only the flimsiest of justifications. Plus, she’s a skanky whore. And if I never have to read about a woman who likes sex being considered depraved, it will be too soon. Not that I condone Catherine’s behavior–she was happily screwing around with men that were not her husband, which is never OK–I wanted more from her personality than skanky whoreishness.
Even if I didn’t really like Jessica, who was just quite dull, I did appreciate Whitney’s ability to keep things interesting. I was never bored, even though there were several long, descriptive passages. Whitney manages to make even a tropical setting come off as gothic and creepy, which is all to the good. Her only misstep, plotting-wise, was the romance. Like Jessica and Kingdon themselves, it just wasn’t terribly interesting, and I didn’t quite believe it. It was hard to accept that for Kingdon, Jessica wasn’t just a rebound girl. And I found their eventual getting together somewhat hackneyed in its development.
Overall, this one was a mixed bag. I’m not sorry I read it, but I’ve come to appreciate a bit more in the way of nuance from my books. I’m going to have to give this a C.
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